Stop gravity and float around in the elevator.
Bring a boys choir dressed as Alligators.
Hold a free seminar on the History of Elevators.
Make the elevator into an exotic aquarium.
Open a library for revolutionary books in the elevator.
Set up an easel to make quick portraits of elevator riders.
Interview passengers on their reasons for taking the elevator, how they are feeling, whether they have learned anything or had any good ideas recently.
Bring a toilet and transform the elevator into a water closet, then offer to sell soaps, candies, and condoms.
Screen a film in the elevator.
Open a Cafe, BDSM sex dungeon, or a small Children's Playground in the Elevator.
Pinion body on the ceiling of the elevator as if trying to surprise an unwary gestapo officer.
[Aluminum foil hats]
Tear up a bible and perform a satanic ritual sacrificing a living goat and summoning a powerful demon into the elevator to destroy the monsanto corporation.
Bring a polar bear inside as a protest against socio-economic inequality.
Camouflage yourself.
Read aloud scores to old fluxus projects.
Build a tube cage for ferrets around the walls and ceiling of the elevator with a small pen filled with rabid raccoons and scraps of meat in the center perhaps also several owls tied to the ceiling.
Emerge naked through the floor of the elevator as it descends sucking violently on toes and proceed to penetrate and vanish through the ceiling of elevator as it continues downwards. Reverse operation. Stay in position.
Fill the elevator completely with balloons. Help other use the elevator filled with balloons. Offer them each one.
Bring a boys choir dressed as Alligators.
Hold a free seminar on the History of Elevators.
Make the elevator into an exotic aquarium.
Open a library for revolutionary books in the elevator.
Set up an easel to make quick portraits of elevator riders.
Interview passengers on their reasons for taking the elevator, how they are feeling, whether they have learned anything or had any good ideas recently.
Bring a toilet and transform the elevator into a water closet, then offer to sell soaps, candies, and condoms.
Screen a film in the elevator.
Open a Cafe, BDSM sex dungeon, or a small Children's Playground in the Elevator.
Pinion body on the ceiling of the elevator as if trying to surprise an unwary gestapo officer.
[Aluminum foil hats]
Tear up a bible and perform a satanic ritual sacrificing a living goat and summoning a powerful demon into the elevator to destroy the monsanto corporation.
Bring a polar bear inside as a protest against socio-economic inequality.
Camouflage yourself.
Read aloud scores to old fluxus projects.
Build a tube cage for ferrets around the walls and ceiling of the elevator with a small pen filled with rabid raccoons and scraps of meat in the center perhaps also several owls tied to the ceiling.
Emerge naked through the floor of the elevator as it descends sucking violently on toes and proceed to penetrate and vanish through the ceiling of elevator as it continues downwards. Reverse operation. Stay in position.
Fill the elevator completely with balloons. Help other use the elevator filled with balloons. Offer them each one.